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If you are a bot, please go to hell

17.06.2009 (6:08 pm) – Filed under: grievances

I think it’s pretty hilarious, really, the comments that come from bots. They are always generic enough to fit any article anywhere on the internet. Things like:

This is a very interesting article discussing a topic which I really like. Thank you for writing it.

I enjoyed this post very much. Please write more about it sometime.

The only thing I can’t figure out is the reason these bots are posting these vague, ambiguous comments. The link in their profiles just goes to google. They haven’t included any links or anything. What on earth could they be trying to accomplish?

OK, so if you are a bot, stop posting on my blog. It doesn’t make sense for you to be here! And go to hell.

3 Responses to “If you are a bot, please go to hell”

  1. Jeremy Blake Says:

    The plugin is called Akismet. You need it. http://akismet.com/.

  2. nate Says:

    I finally got around to installing akismet. What a dumb name. I guess time will tell whether it makes a difference.

  3. nate Says:

    Akismet is the shit, folks!

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